I Won’t Get Bullied By Girls

What the hell? That menace who bullied me since I was six years old,

actually became a pretty girl after three years of living apart?

And she even ran to our agreed duel location to confess to me,

hoping that I can become her boyfriend?!
This is a plot against me! There’s definitely an enormous conspiracy behind this!

I won’t be fooled by you! Even if you tear up and act all pitiful,

I will still disregard you and humiliate you,

until you’ve have completely paid back all my childhood grievances!
What’cha lookin’at? There are very reasonable grounds for bullying a girl!